end of day, after Shakespeare class, i was in the elevator, when i overhear this AWEsome conversation: girl A reads girl B a sms, which girl A's ex-bf has written her, "i'm sorry A, but i had to dump you. she was far better looking with an awesome body. u dont even come close. i know i'm an asshole to do this, but in life u will come across many such assholes like me. so let this be a lessen for u." WHOA! unbelievable? believe it. frankly, i didnt know how to control my LOL! as sorry as the situation was for the girl, but look at her ex! watta guy! i mean, how smart is he? he dumps this girl (fyi she is pretty pretty! i dont know watta dumbass the guy is) on the sms. and next wat does he say "i am an asshole". pointblank. u cant say much anymore, can u? he says it for u. poor thing, girl A cant even complain or vent to her friends, "can u believe wat an asshole he was!" because he already SAID it dammit. it wont be original now.
so basically, her last shred of dignity-- swearing at him wholeheartedly before she storms out of his life-- is gone. why? becoz her ex took care of tht too! so now if she yells at him "you asshole". imagine his reply. "i told you so". no, no no, one cant let tht happen.
so this is wat girl A tells girl B after she has read the sms to her, "i knew it." huh? wht? tht he was an asshole? heck man, even i knew THAT! and girl B replies, "really he said tht?" naaah, she's lying. tht was just a practical joke.
duh?
but hey be honest, dont u wanna get one chance in your life to say those words exactly to ur ex or whoever? i mean i would love to say that to someone. just for once. "hey m sorry i dumped you. wat can u do, m an asshole!" ha ha ha.
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