Saturday, May 3, 2008

HOTDOGs and Movie

the new movie on harold and kumar, is grossly funny. and by grossly, i mean gross. even as i laughed, some part of me went ewewewewewewew...like a broken record trying to make a point! of course, there isn't such a thing as "perfect" humor! tht'll be very...unfunny? but if its humor for the sake of humor (i.e not ironical "smiles"), just hearty laughs-- then i would at least strive to make it funny, in a NON-afterthought kinda way. i wouldn't want my audience to go "EW" after a laugh or even before a laugh. tht'll be too confusing. are you laughing at it? laughing with it? or laughing it off?
if u follow the trend, it'll go something like this: "hahaEWhahaEWhahaew"...and soon separated by its sound-effects "huh... hmm... haow?"... See what i'm saying?! the entire purpose of comedy is lost, if u end up questioning it.

we usually get hot dogs or u know something to munch in the hall to keep ourselves entertained, in case the movie sucks. so we wait in line for eternity, watching these 3 DUMB blonde girls(thankgod i cleared THAT up), making a life-or-death choice between popcorn, pretzels or nachos. goodness! and the Asian guy attending their order, is indulging their dumbness! even without being blonde! at least blondes have a license to be dumb. this guy was Asian. u are suppose to be smart dude! what are u doing screwing up our legacy? this ain't rocket science. this ain't even computer science! just selling popcorns. unscientifically. cuhmon! be a man! be an Asian man! :)

so we got hot dogs from another counter.

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