Guy A: my mom has a gun, my grandmother has a gun. my grandfather left me SEVEN guns!
Guy B: Seven Guns? what for? A new business idea or something?
Guy A: (laughs). Naah. I guess guns are cheaper presents. Everybody has a gun in Texas.
Guy B: So like on your birthday your grandfather wishes you at gunpoint! That just explains so much about you!
Well... have you used any?
Guy A: that's the funny part actually. i don't even know how to use a gun. I mean I haven't tried. I figured you know if I... you know start shooting and stuff then I might just do it at random. so it's good not to know how to use a gun. It's not like its very hard or anything.
Guy B: O my God! Are you serious? You have SEVEN guns and you can't use any! What do you do with them man! Rent them or something?
Guy A: (laughs) Naah... It's just...
Guy B: O yes! How can you rent them! If you ask them for the rent, BOOM your head blows off!
Guy A: (laughs) But you know it's cool to hang around with a gun in your pocket. Not in Texas though, over there even a nanny carries a gun! But here in New York you know. People start to respect you and stuff.
Guy B: So what's your pick up line? "Hi! I am Josh. Nice to meet you. I have a gun. Seven guns actually. Can I buy you a drink?"
